{"id":4,"date":"2010-12-05T15:07:06","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T14:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/wordpress\/?p=4"},"modified":"2017-07-06T12:03:23","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T10:03:23","slug":"zolte-na-bialym","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/?p=4","title":{"rendered":"\u017b\u00f3\u0142te na bia\u0142ym"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Niestety, pojawienie si\u0119 kosmit\u00f3w okaza\u0142o si\u0119 dla ludzi fatalne. Kiedy, w pewien zimowy poranek, obcy wybiegli na plac mi\u0119dzy blokami, od razu rzucili si\u0119 do w\u0105chania \u017c\u00f3\u0142tych plam na \u015bniegu i oznaczania terenu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Po jakiej\u015b chwili psy w okolicy zacz\u0119\u0142y ujada\u0107 jak zwariowane, a te, kt\u00f3re posz\u0142y na spacer, nie da\u0142y si\u0119 odci\u0105gn\u0105\u0107 od \u015blad\u00f3w moczu na chodnikach. Kiedy w\u0142a\u015bciciele zacz\u0119li ok\u0142ada\u0107 czworonogi smyczami, aby je uspokoi\u0107, niewidzialni kosmici tak si\u0119 zdenerwowali, \u017ce natychmiast wsypali do wody sproszkowanego wirusa, kt\u00f3ry b\u0142yskawicznie wybi\u0142 ca\u0142\u0105 ludzko\u015b\u0107.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Z perspektywy czasu musz\u0119 przyzna\u0107, \u017ce chocia\u017c ci nowi panowie sprawuj\u0105 si\u0119 doskonale, bo dogadujemy si\u0119 za pomoc\u0105 sik\u00f3w, to jednak brakuje ich poprzednik\u00f3w, ludzi. To by\u0142o takie nobilituj\u0105ce, kiedy sprz\u0105tali nasze kupska. Ale jeszcze bardziej brakuje mi mi\u0119sa z zupy albo kie\u0142basy, kt\u00f3r\u0105 czasem dali, bo niestety obecnie pod wzgl\u0119dem \u017cywieniowym to jest cha\u0142a cha\u0142!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">(z tomiku &#8222;99 % goryczy&#8221;, 2010)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Niestety, pojawienie si\u0119 kosmit\u00f3w okaza\u0142o si\u0119 dla ludzi fatalne. Kiedy, w pewien zimowy poranek, obcy wybiegli na plac mi\u0119dzy blokami, od razu rzucili si\u0119 do w\u0105chania \u017c\u00f3\u0142tych plam na \u015bniegu i oznaczania terenu. Po jakiej\u015b chwili psy w okolicy zacz\u0119\u0142y ujada\u0107 jak zwariowane, a te, kt\u00f3re posz\u0142y na spacer, nie da\u0142y si\u0119 odci\u0105gn\u0105\u0107 od \u015blad\u00f3w [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":904,"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions\/904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spiritualfaya.com\/SFiction\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}